Noob Experiment Warzone Noob Faction Characters
The first and largest playable roster at release.
Noob Faction is the first faction in the Noob Experiment story and the largest playable set in Noob Experiment Warzone at release. If you are new, you will live here for a while. Guest Faction is later. This page is the roster, the skip targets, and the gaps we will not fill with fanfiction.
Sibling reading: Guest Faction and shop unlock order.
Roster
Noob. The first character you get. Cost: 0 Screws. Tutorial body. Clear Easy Mode once before you judge it.
Large Noob. First real upgrade. Buy it when a skip to Dual Blaster is still illegal.
Tuxedo Noob. Named card, no kit text. Sequential buy. In the animation series a tuxedo Noob is a protector; Warzone has not published that kit.
Upgraded Large Noob. Mid-faction power step. A honest skip if Dual Blaster is two-plus locks away.
Scientist Roundy. Showcase bait. No official numbers. Test in Sandbox if you spend a skip on it.
Despacito Spider. The meme name. Empty card. Fun, not a plan.
Dual Blaster Large Noob. Trello: possibly the strongest non-mech yet. This is the Noob Faction finish line for most accounts. Ranked S on the character tier list.
Noob Mech. Last named Noob unit. Mech ceiling. Hold it as a wedge for Boss Noob.
How to progress the faction
Farm Screws. Follow the skip-every-two rule. Do not jump at Despacito Spider because a thumbnail was funny. If you can legally reach Dual Blaster, do that. If you can reach Noob Mech after, do that next.
A clean path looks like: Noob → Large Noob → skip toward Dual Blaster → Sandbox hour → Easy Mode badge → save for Noob Mech. Write the Screw totals in the planner so you know whether a code changed the math.
Lore versus shop
Flippidee’s series and Battlefront made these silhouettes famous. Warzone is allowed to look like them. It is not required to copy their damage. When a card is empty, we say empty. When Update 2 reworks characters, we will rewrite the rows that actually change.
City is the map where this faction proves itself. If Large Experiments still delete you after Large Noob, the problem is waves, not the portrait. Open enemy threat and Easy Mode.
A Noob Faction session should have a single question. Are you buying a body for City, or a body for Boss Noob? Large Noob answers City. Dual Blaster and Noob Mech answer the finale. Mixing those questions is how people skip into Scientist Roundy, dislike the feel, and refund nothing because the shop does not refund.
If you teach a friend, stay on starter Noob together for one clear. The shared weakness makes wave calls honest. After the badge, split: one of you buys Large Noob, the other tries the first legal skip, and you compare notes in Sandbox. That is better science than a color-coded tier graphic.
Watch Update 2 character rework language. A reworked Tuxedo Noob could jump from sequential filler to a real job. Until a kit text exists, he is still a name in a line.
Noob Faction is the career. Guest Faction is the postgraduate course. Finish the career unless the shop has already opened the later door.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers for the current Roblox build.
How many Noob Faction characters are on Trello?
Eight named playable units from starter Noob through Noob Mech.
Who should I skip toward?
Dual Blaster Large Noob first, then Noob Mech if the skip remains legal.
Is Tuxedo Noob a support?
The animation series uses a tuxedo Noob as a protector. Warzone has not published a kit, so do not assume heals.
Does Noob Mech cost a listed Screw amount?
No public price is on Trello. Track your own total in the Screw planner.