Noob Experiment Warzone Upcoming Characters

This page is the holding pen for names that are not yet a shop fact. Update 2 event text and Trello cards have repeated a Guest-heavy list: Last Guest, Large Laser Guest, Aerial Boombox Troop, Guest Mech, and Boss Noob 1.5. The live shop we can defend is still Noob Faction through Noob Mech and Guest Faction through Guest Helicopter. If a portrait appeared in your intermission shop this week, it graduates from this list to Guest Faction or Noob Faction. If it did not, it stays here.

Use character tiers for buys you can click. Use Update 2 for the rework context. Use shop unlock order before you skip toward a rumor.

How to rank a name that is not in the shop

We do not. A name on an event card is not S tier. Last Guest is a Flippidee-universe celebrity. That does not give it health, damage, or a Screw price. Guest Mech is a sentence. Guest Helicopter is the only Guest card with published combat numbers: 200 health, Really Fast, Rocket 480 across four shots, Sacrifice, Backup. Until another card is that complete, Helicopter remains the only Guest kit this wiki will teach in detail.

If you skip the shop toward a grey Last Guest and the skip rule blocks you, that is the shop working. Read the skip-every-two rule again. Compensation codes do not create a legal jump to a rumor.

The names, with the only facts we have

Last Guest. Repeated on Grand Big Great Update 2 blurbs next to Mastery and combat rework language. No Trello stat block at the time of writing.

Large Laser Guest. Same blurbs. Laser is a mood, not a DPS table.

Aerial Boombox Troop. Spelling varies (Aeriel on some trackers). Treat it as one name. No published kit.

Guest Mech. Listed as a future Guest capstone the way Noob Mech caps Noob Faction. A later Accessibility blurb also promised a Guest Mech moveset improvement. That sentence assumes the unit exists or is about to. Confirm the shop.

Boss Noob 1.5. An enemy or boss revision, not a buy. See how to beat Boss Noob and enemy threat. If 1.5 is live, you will feel it in the finale, not in the shop.

Dual Blaster Large Noob rework. The Accessibility window named a full DBLN rework. Dual Blaster is already the Trello “strongest non-mech.” A rework can nerf or polish. Test it in Sandbox after a title change. Do not respend Screws on a unit you already own because a thumbnail said rework.

What to do when a name becomes real

1. Screenshot the shop price if the UI shows one.
2. Do not skip past two locked portraits to reach it unless the rule allows that exact jump.
3. Drive it in Sandbox before a Medium or Boss attempt.
4. Add a sentence to your own note: role, one strength, one weakness.
5. Tell Discord on the community page. This wiki will move the name when we can quote a card or a shop row.

What not to watch

Battlefront character showcases are the wrong game. The only widely indexed YouTube ID that appears in Warzone searches is a Battlefront morph video. We will not embed it here. When a Warzone-only showcase exists with a verifiable ID, it will sit in the middle of this page or the Guest page, one video only.

Codes will not summon Last Guest. Codes grant Screws. Screws buy the next legal row. Upcoming names are a watch list, not a loadout.

If Medium Mode is in your playlist, do not enter it on a rumor kit. Enter it on a kit you already cleared Easy with. The upcoming list is for after the clear, when you decide whether to save Screws or spend them on the next real portrait.

Keep this page bookmarked through the Update 2 title. Names will move fast if the half-rework is real. The shop rule will not.